Thursday, 5 September 2013

I'm back bitches

Miss me? Of course you have. I have the balls deep inbox message to prove it. Side note: Thanks for all your well wishes and inquiries whilst I was away.

Anyhow to start off I put together a Dirty Grrrl Book Club as it seems fairly fitting. I do numerous product reviews, sell a bunch of shit but I also read myself red. I get asked for book recommendations all the time so I thought a club would be appropriate. Take a look up above and check out the link for new page.

Lick ya soon!

Saturday, 15 December 2012

Santa's One Night Stand

There is nothing sexy about circling parking lots, waiting in long check-out lines and battling crowded malls. In fact, if you ask most people, it’s a downright mood killer. Instead, Ohhh Canada invites us to keep the libido high and the experience luxe at Santa's One Night Stand.

The Spoke Club provides an upscale and ambient setting to shop Ohhh Canada's hand-picked selection of:
Lingerie (like flirty lace undies)
Bath and body products (like pheromone based body butters)
Novelty stocking stuffers (like a compact mirror that discreetly hides condoms)
Luxury sex toys (like a 24 K vibe)

over cocktails, alongside additional sex-i-fied brands including:
Cheeky Monkey Cosmetics (nail polish)
Sanctuary Studios (boudoir photography)
Brass Vixens (pole dancing)
I'MONIQ (jewelry / accessories)

Ohhh Canada is also offering complimentary gift wrapping and personal shopping service for the evening, making this one night stand a real far as gift shopping is concerned.

They're also giving back to Toronto People With AIDS Foundation with every $50 purchase. As you shop for holiday gifts tohose you hold dear a new personal care item will be donated on your behalf.

Grab your guy, your favourite shopping buddies, or roll solo to keep gifts a surprise and join us for a pop-up that promises to offer a little cheeky fun and a lot of really great gifts.

Admission is free but an RSVP is required. Register here:

Can't make it to the event? Shop online for sexy holiday gifts at

Thursday, 1 November 2012

XXXmas is coming!!!

I know that Halloween just happened less than 24 hours ago but really, Christmas is just around the corner, or XXXmas in this case. With all the delays that happen because of the holiday season with shipping etc, now is as good a time as any to start stocking up on your goodies, buying for your lovies or getting a little something special for yourself.

Now that online shopping is pretty much the norm, you can shop discreetly and can avoid the embarrassment (for some of you this is true) of walking through the shopping mall with your goods being displayed for all to see.

So get crazy, live on the edge, go get your online shop on and buy up all sorts of goodies from the comfort of your home. More places will also ship in a discreet box and your credit cards will be charged discreetly as well.

One of my favourite places to shop at is Ohhh Canada. Discreet shopping and it delivers right to my door from a warehouse that's just in Mississauga. They have a little bit of everything for everyone, not all of it is kinky dirty stuff either.

For example, check out this awesomely delicious massage bar. Why is it great? Dude you can eat this right off your partner! It has multiple uses and comes in 10 flavours but the "Sinfully Cinnamon" is awesome!!!

There are lots of different things to choose from. You can go from Door Jam Sexy Sling to Booty Parlor's roll on pheromone perfume. Something for everyone :) Head over, check them out and stay tuned for some product reviews.

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Kegels for Men: Taking Care of Business

Hey gentlemen, listen up! Kegel exercises are for men, too. Before you shake your head and think "no way, Kegels are for women," first let us explain some of the benefits... the biggest one being... doing Kegels can make you a better lover. WHAT NOW? True story.

Ever had your glow worm go off before you were hoping, resulting in some rather embarrassing moments that you just don’t want to talk about? Truth of the matter is that this is more common in men than you may think, but the good news is that Kegel exercises specifically developed for men can help you out with that...err or that other guy that was having the problem that you're reading this for (awww, so nice of you to do research for your friend). ;) They also help to prevent urinary incontinence, and have even been known to prevent it (important stuff not just for the bedroom, but for quality of life in general). True story, yet again.

Even if you don't have any issues with endurance, control or keeping your wood, well, wooden, Kegels are also for you because they help you to increase your stamina, as they'll put you more in touch with your body and help you hold back when you want to. How often have you thought how can I go longer? Be better? Give her a place to hang her towel? Get your Kegel on and this could be you!

Umm...So How Do I Do This?

The short of it is, you need to work out your pubococcygeus muscles. “My what?” It’s okay, that sure is a mouthful...and not so much in a fun way. One of the easiest ways to locate the proper muscles is during urination. Slow down or stop urination, however don’t flex the muscles in your butt, legs, abs or hold your breath either. If you are successful in doing that then you’ve found the right ones.

Now that I’ve found them, what do I do with them?

Try this simple exercise to get your Kegel on and be on your way to a longer, better and harder you.

- Contract the muscles for a count of 5, and slowly release for a count of 5. Repeat 10 times up to 3 times daily but be sure to rest a day before doing again.

Woo-hoo! Here's to better sex for all!

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Ohhh Canada

Somebody around here just became the new Resident Blogger & Social Media Coordinator over at Ohhh Canada. What an absolutely delicious way to end today.

To celebrate I'll give you a list of the upcoming reviews!

★ Jungle Jigglers Butterfly Vibe
★ Bathing Buddy
★ Love Cuffs
★ Orgasm Balls
★ Shane's World Vibro Ring
★ Butterfly Kiss
★ Island Rings
★ Classic Bullet
★ Forever Yours Prolong Cream
★ I.O.U Hidden Pleasures Game
★ Lotion D'Amour
★ Lip Lock Oral Sex Gel
★ Flavored Body Kiss Massage Cream
★ Be Snug Shrink Cream (for her not him ;))
★ Little Zinger
★ Duchess Spa Line
★ Smooth as Velvet Pheromones Spray
★ 52 Sex Positions Flash Cards
★ Sensuous Massage Oil from My Joy
★ Ben Wa Balls
★ Gold Dust
★ Making Whoopie Cream
★ Body Tickler
★ Pure Instinct

Gasp, name a few. I'm looking forward to sharing all this fun stuff with you. And if you have something to say about any of them, be sure to let me know and we can compare notes ;)

Enjoy XxX

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Booty Parlor's Vibrating Panties

If anyone really knows me, they know that I am a very forward, honest, takes a lot to embarrass me kind of girl. You would also know that I love a good review, but what I love more is the kinds of products that I get to review. I’ve done costumes, food, gadgets, creams/lotions and the list goes on. However I can now add adult toy/novelties to my list.

I was sent a pair of booty parlors “Turn Me On” vibrating panties to take for a joy ride (yes, the pun is beyond a doubt intended) by the ladies over at Ohhh Canada.

The box itself is very cute and feminine that opens up like a good book. That right there was bonus points as in this day and age everyone is so 50 Shades it makes sense. The contents include sexy silk & lace panties, a remote control and a wireless vibrating bullet which requires batteries that are included in the box for your enjoyment. Oh yeah, I said wireless and I know for all the men reading this that the words “remote control” just solidified this purchase regardless for the wife...your welcome ladies.

So what I love about these panties is simply that they are silk ribbon ties at the sides so you can adjust them if need be over time etc. What’s beneficial about these is that they are available up to a size 1XL so even the fluffy friends can get in on it as the ribbons are quite long. I figured there would be an issue with keeping them up once the bullet was placed in its little pocket but such wasn’t the case.

A downside to the panties is that bullet can slip on occasion as this little rocket of love has 10 settings and it would of been better had they even added a little Velcro piece or even a plastic snap closure on it to make sure it doesn’t take off.

Now for the bullet. The first couple of levels have a steady vibration but the following level would increase the intensity. The rest of the 10 levels have different kinds of vibrations so naturally there will be something for everyone. I guess it’s almost like getting your sleep mattress number, which number are you?

The remote control is kinda cool, I won’t lie, BUT it only has a 20 foot range that becomes less range if you are not in the line of sight. This could make mall walking with the hubby a no go if he ventures into the sports store while you head to Victoria’s Secret! Otherwise providing you aren’t hiding under 6 blankets and have your other half downstairs grabbing a snack, you should be good to go...and go!

Overall the product is cute, looks good, functions very well and can be used during all sorts of fun play, even outside the house (for those of you looking for some extra extra spice) although maybe not on a visit to your parents house – that might just lead to disaster.

I would rate this as a cute addition to your toy trunk for sure as even without the panties, you still have a great bullet. And even if you run out of batteries, you can always wear the panties to the store to buy some more!!!

Happy Playtime

Disclosure: I received the above product for review purposes free of charge. All opinions expressed are honest and my own, NOT influenced in any way.